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Bò kho is a dish of southern Vietnamese origin using the kho cooking method; it is a spicy dish made commonly with beef which is known throughout the country and beyond. In rural areas, the dish is described as being \"extremely fiery.\" There are variants of the dish that is made with chicken, known as gà kho, or gà kho gừng and also made with fish, known as cá kho.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Double Exposure (Joe Chambers album)","displaytitle":"Double Exposure (Joe Chambers album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19892523","titles":{"canonical":"Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)","normalized":"Double Exposure (Joe Chambers album)","display":"Double Exposure (Joe Chambers album)"},"pageid":45132955,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Double_Exposure_%28Joe_Chambers_album%29.jpg","width":316,"height":315},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Double_Exposure_%28Joe_Chambers_album%29.jpg","width":316,"height":315},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270260778","tid":"a9760810-d5c9-11ef-8711-c0e5214750b4","timestamp":"2025-01-18T18:25:58Z","description":"1978 studio album by Joe Chambers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Double_Exposure_(Joe_Chambers_album)"}},"extract":"Double Exposure is the third release by drummer/pianist/composer Joe Chambers. It is a duo album featuring Larry Young on Hammond organ and synthesizer. It was recorded in 1977 and released on the Muse label.","extract_html":"
Double Exposure is the third release by drummer/pianist/composer Joe Chambers. It is a duo album featuring Larry Young on Hammond organ and synthesizer. It was recorded in 1977 and released on the Muse label.
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Bad Veins is the debut album by the indie rock duo of the same name