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Stockholm Syndrome is an album by Backyard Babies, released in 2003. The album was produced by Joe Barresi and features several guest musicians, including members of the Ramones, Hanoi Rocks. Danko Jones, Dogs D'Amour, The Cardigans, Warrior Soul, The Dictators, Hanoi Rocks, Mad Juana, Turbonegro, L7, Halfcocked, Tuscaurora, the Dwarves, Infinite Mass, The Hellacopters and The Nomads.
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