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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}

{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}

{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}

{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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You're Next is a 2010 thriller novel written by Gregg Hurwitz. It was his 11th novel.

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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}

{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}

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{"type":"standard","title":"Eva Köhler","displaytitle":"Eva Köhler","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q69129","titles":{"canonical":"Eva_Köhler","normalized":"Eva Köhler","display":"Eva Köhler"},"pageid":676797,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Eva_K%C3%B6hler_-_3_juli_2009.jpg/330px-Eva_K%C3%B6hler_-_3_juli_2009.jpg","width":320,"height":270},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Eva_K%C3%B6hler_-_3_juli_2009.jpg","width":4383,"height":3700},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281513930","tid":"60911bd3-05ce-11f0-8801-ba257fbe95c0","timestamp":"2025-03-20T21:00:39Z","description":"Wife of former German president Horst Köhler","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_K%C3%B6hler","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_K%C3%B6hler?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_K%C3%B6hler?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eva_K%C3%B6hler"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_K%C3%B6hler","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eva_K%C3%B6hler","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_K%C3%B6hler?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eva_K%C3%B6hler"}},"extract":"Eva Luise Köhler is the widow of former German president Horst Köhler and as such, was sometimes referred to by the media as the \"First Lady\" during her husband's presidency.","extract_html":"

Eva Luise Köhler is the widow of former German president Horst Köhler and as such, was sometimes referred to by the media as the \"First Lady\" during her husband's presidency.

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